I'm so fucking centered right now
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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