Grow some girl-balls and come out already
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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