MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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