His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
4 words: hood of his car
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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