Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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