My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
