i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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