I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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