I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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