Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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