ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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