think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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