I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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