he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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