We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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