If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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