He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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