But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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