shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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