Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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