plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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