And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
