Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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