We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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