No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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