we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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