So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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