My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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