Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Randomize
