ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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