I didn't shave. On purpose
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
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