just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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