: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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