there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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