Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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