we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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