Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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