dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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