we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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