if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Randomize
