i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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