it was like his penis was on wheels.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
