nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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