Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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