I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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