Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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