You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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