am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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