Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
there's paper in my vomit.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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