there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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