what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
