I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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