How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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