i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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