Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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