I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
im holly from the hills drunk
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So much rum. So many feels.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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